my bird shredding some paper
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
everyones high on this website
so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever
this is some motherfuckin evangelion type shit right here
nO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WE ARE NOT HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING DONT HUG ME IM SCARED NOPE NOPE NO BIG OL STEAMY FRESH PILE OF NOPE
Life hacks mixed with a few great inventions!
I played this at 4 in the morning expecting it to be Baby so I could annoy my cousin and I think I woke up everyone I was laughing so loud and my cousin was yelling at me to turn it off bc it was creeping her out.